Gonna Be the Twin-Tail!! - Episode 3

Time to continue our twin-tailed journey into madness.

Alright, now this one needs some explanation. I created this article over a week ago only to find out that only the first two episode were up on YouTube. I went to the website of the people who uploaded the first two episode and found it was available there... in America. So then I tried finding them illegally elsewhere but to no avail.

So how am I doing this episode you ask? Well it just so happens that I planned to visit Caitlin, in America, one week after creating the last article and what do you know it works. So let's do this, hopefully I can get done all the episodes while I'm here.

The episode starts with Jiggles showing the other characters their new base of operations. When Soji questions how she managed to build it in one night he gets completely ignored despite that being one of the most logical questions yet. Aika eventually asks how many of the Elemelian guys there are and is told it could be anywhere from 100,000 to a million. Understandably she thinks this is ridiculous and asks if there isn't anyone else that can help. Jiggles says there is someone but that she can't be given the gear yet due to personality problems.

The camera not so subtly points out that this is Aika herself... as if the intro hadn't already spoiled that. Speaking of the intro...

Anyhow, after all that (and a gazillion ads) we see that Tailred has been defeating bad guys and gaining popularity all over the world. Also whatever this is:

Aika believes that Soji is enjoying the fact that he's getting attention from girls everywhere but he strongly disagrees. And for some reason the police have it out for him instead of Ultimaguil like he also points out himself. Again, don't try to put me out of a job here.
Jiggles then shares that there have been various websites and blogs dedicated to Tailred (no this one doesn't count, shut up) along with it's own Wiki. Wouldn't that only have a single page though? Or is there ones for the enemies (s)he thought as well? Quotes maybe? People rescued? I don't know.

We then cut to Jiggles spying on the bathroom. Aika asks what she's doing and Jiggles tells her that Soji has begun taking interest in his female self and had asked if it was possible to remove some of the armor. This leads Aika to think that this is going where you expect it to go, but knowing this anime...

That seems about right..
Then Jiggles has some weird robot that's supposed to kick Aika's butt for threatening her but it feels and gets its ass kicked instead.

And apparently she get her butt (or face) kicked off-screen as well. Soji's mother tells him to take care of Jiggles today whose one-track mind immediately takes that to mean sex. The alarm in her boobs goes off though and they head into their secret base.
On the way down Jiggles explains that using "Elemation" Soji can use the powers of the bad guys he defeated Mega Man style, but he tells her he'll stick to his twin-tail powers for now.

Tailred teleports into an empty field of flowers after he transformation as the music just kinda.. fizzles out, which was kinda funny. She's then faced with the return of last episode's Fox Guildy who apparently has a ribbon fetish. I'm not even questioning these things anymore at this point.

Anyhow, he's here to specifically defeat Tailred because she's mean taking out too many of his allies.

And I don't expect anything else from you normally, but I get a feeling that because of the Elemation talk and the talk about the second Tail Gear we're gonna see either of those things be used to defeat this creep instead.

Fox Guildy goes on to snare her up in a giant ribbon which he then uses to... clone her... Calm down, Kevin. Remember what you're watching here.

Apparently it's not a clone, just a doll. And because he's not Lizard Guildy he can't bring it to live. Luckily for him being creepy as fuck is not a power.

What is a power of his is creating imagery of weird.. bathroom fantasies...

All the good guys have had enough of this creepy pervert and the home team tells Soji to just destroy the fake. Soji tries but complains that he can't destroy twin-tails like Tailred's even if their just copied and filled with evil. Jiggles is amazed by his words but Aika is visibly having none of that...

She eventually tells Jiggles to launch missiles are Fox Guildy or do something to prevent Soji from being molested. She eventually tells Aika to transform and admits she was the other violent and nefarious candidate. Aika then promptly beats her for her comments when Jiggles again tells her it's the truth. Aika asks why she wasn't told about all this earlier and Jiggles admits that she didn't want to put Aika in danger like she had been doing already as she is one of the dear friends she made on this earth.

Predictably she wanted to trick Soji into thinking sex would fuel is powers and tells Aika that she's gonna have to sleep with her as well to keeps things consistent.

Aika really is the character I can relate to the most here.

Anyways, Jiggles tells her the real reason is that her bust is too small in comparison to the design of the suit and Aika is none too please to hear this. Jiggles explains that the part about not dragging friends into this was true as she feels bad for making others fight her battles but Aika tells her that she'll be safer if she can defend her own twin-tails. Jiggles then agrees to give her the gear on one condition...

Aika just smacks her aside and takes the gear, transforming herself into Tailblue.

She lands in the flower field and Fox Guildy tries his ribbon trick again after she introduces herself.
She immediately breaks out of it though. Fox Guildy admits that she's very powerful.\

Then as I predicted we get to see Elemation in action. Turtle Guildy's power apparently manifests as gravity powers which she uses, along with her wave lance, to promptly kick this creepy guy's ass.
This causes him to explode, but not without one last bit of creepiness.

Thanks. I never needed that in my life.

We then cut to our protagonists watching a TV report about the fight. It's mostly gushing over Tailred until they start calling Tailblue a rip-off and Aika is obviously not happy about that. This girl can't ever catch a break...

That concludes episode three. See you for the allegedly final "good" episode next time.